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FKQ (Funny Kid Quote)

FKQ -- On B-I-N-G-O

When Tina's family was keeping their neighbor's dog, Ella, Tina had the following conversation with her 2YO, who insisted on calling the dog Bingo. --What's the dog's name?

--Ella.

--But you keep calling her Bingo.

--Uh huh.

--Is Ella's name Bingo?

--No, Mom, that not her name-o.

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FKQ--On sharing toys

Tina, to her 3YO:  "Henry's coming over today.  Will you share your toys with him?" The response:  "How 'bout, I can play with my toys, and Henry can play with my pillows and stuffed animals?"

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FKQ--On big toilets

When Andrew, the friend of Tina's 3YO, mentioned that his dog had died, Tina's son commiserated by telling Andrew that his two fish, Gitchigumee and Pirate Pirate, had recently died as well.  Tina's son was then quiet for a moment before asking, "Do y'all have a really big toilet?" [Funny Kid Quotes (FKQs) appear here every Monday. Check back next week, and if you have one of your own, email it to Tina.]

FKQ--On puppies and compassion

A conversation between Tina’s 3YO and his father, about their young puppy: –Son, you need to be gentle with Moby.

–But Dad, it’s just so fun to hurt him and stuff.

–It’s not fun for Moby.

–And he might bite us?

–Well, I guess if we hurt him enough he might.

–So we better just hurt him a little?

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FKQ--On poo-nis

"Mom, if pee comes from my penis, does poo come from my poo-nis?" --BP's 5YO nephew

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FKQ–On divine inspiration

"Mom, I'm one of only two boys in all of kindergarten who can arm fart." "Oh really?  Is that special?"

"Yes, arm farting is a gift from God."

--CH's 6YO

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FKQ--On totem poles

“Henry brought back a totem pole from Hawaii and we all rubbed it for good luck at preschool today. But it wasn’t so lucky because Stevie pushed Nicholas.”

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