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FKQ--On poo-nis

"Mom, if pee comes from my penis, does poo come from my poo-nis?" --BP's 5YO nephew

[Funny Kid Quotes (FKQs) appear here every Monday. Check back next week, and if you have one of your own, email it to Tina.]

FKQ–On divine inspiration

"Mom, I'm one of only two boys in all of kindergarten who can arm fart." "Oh really?  Is that special?"

"Yes, arm farting is a gift from God."

--CH's 6YO

[Funny Kid Quotes (FKQs) appear here every Monday. Check back next week, and if you have one of your own, email it to Tina.]