A conversation between Tina’s 3YO and his father, about their young puppy: –Son, you need to be gentle with Moby.

–But Dad, it’s just so fun to hurt him and stuff.

–It’s not fun for Moby.

–And he might bite us?

–Well, I guess if we hurt him enough he might.

–So we better just hurt him a little?

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